My Workplace
Pai seh ar... i ran out of topics to blog.. but I'll still post DOU DOU entry in my blog once i accumulate enough photos .. please look forward to it =D


Today's topic is about my workplace.. ONCE AND FOR ALL , this is where i work :

but! Don't ask me where the hell is novo... go find out yourself XD

alright! I'll give u a hint... Ngee Ann City has it, but its down .. so you guys are left with 6 more outlets to choose from...

So basically , after many eye-research done... I've come out with three different category of People working/shopping in Novo...

1) ACT "CLASS" CUSTOMER

hmms .. two days ago i was happily chatting with Erma and neglected a few customer shopping in our shop, then came this Maggi-meed hair mother with her very filial daughter..

the daughter was checking if the bag suits her whole outfit(to be frank,that bag was one of the ugliest bag in the shop... weird mother always have weird genes implanted to her daughter.)

Then our conversation was SNAPPED by that mother who started speaking very very sarcastically :"HELLO~ quit talking ~ don't you want to do your business ?? " she speaks in a kind tone with evil intention... ITS A SIN TO SPEAK SARCASTIC INTENTIONALLY!

we realise we were talking too much and i went on to serve her ,smiling ... then she asked if there is another new piece for that ugly piece of black bag ... i turned to looked and Erma and asked :"do we have a new one for this?"

She then ridiculously began to insult me :"WOW~ Is someone NOT happy with my attitude?" and I'm like "MAH? " I didn't even show unhappiness to her ... i merely turn to asked Erma my question and she thinks i am ignoring her... FINE! i though to myself. I went in to check for that piece of junk ... but after a while of searching .. I gave up. then i went out to tell her there wasn't a new one for this and she began her barking like some stray bulldogs :"Don't you have an inventory or computerise blah blah blah... "

omg is this dog teaching us how to do business?? i won't learn tricks from dogs siaa.... their most intelligent ways are to urine on every tree and bark like now..

I almost scolded her,but Erma and i stop ourself from such foolish act... then,God must be helping me when i saw a Zara paper bag on our chair after she left... And to vent my anger, i tramped and stepped on that piece of paper bag till the base was torn and pinched the whole paper bag until my fingers are sore... then when the filial daughter came back, i smiled to her and past her the paper bag..If her mothers play Evil quietly, then i will too =]

2) Philippines

SHIRLEY!! I'M NOT REFERRING TO ME!

These group of Philippine maids are the dumbest people I've ever seen... they wear thick make ups and place sunglasses on above their head with gold jewellery dangling around her neck wrist and ear... I thought Silver are the much more IN thing compared to gold?? hmmmms .. so they began to glance at the shoes in my shop and then come a humongous Ang moh old man who were supposedly one of the maid's boyfriend ... the maids expression was classic... they wanted to appear surprise by opening their mouth and looking shocked... but they presented much more of a flabbergasted expression compared to surprised look.... Its as though tha Ang Moh is a ghost and they were like covering their mouth with their hands and staring t the ang moh wit their widened eyes... i burst out laughing.... the maid seemed to be very proud to have an ang moh boyfriend and was sort of showing off her boyfriend to people in the shop including me ,trying to hint us that:"An ugly maid like her ca attract such ugly big ang moh "... i laughed more.... Uncle Graham looks more Ci Xiang than that Ang Moh lo...

3)Dog friends

Her name is XY .. SHE is in charge for our store and she is damn damn YAYA PAPAYA..she looks 75% like how i drawn her...square jaws,broom stick hair,black spectacles and earthworm-eyes...

Heard she was a full timer in the past... and now?? she became an in charge working in the office... HOW DID SHE DO IT??? its simple... just stick up to the boss... says his sexy even though his bald... says his muscular and handsome even though his obese...says his got a good smile even though his teeth were black from plague and germs...That's Our XY's job and forte =]

then she will give sudden visits and began her YAYA attitude.... she complain that i was blur .. FUCK! she pass the shoe when i am inside the store room and didn't inform me which customer the shoe belongs to and yet she complains about me... she will sudden say :"re-position all the shoes" whenever she likes...and not thinking that it was because of her thick mouth that caused us troubles to do everything over again... i guess she must have been a damn obedient dog in the office licking the boss's ass and singing unrealistic praises as and when her position drops ...good dog XY!

stay tuned

jingxuan