T h e C U s t o m i s e d A h b e n g c u l t u r e


"eh xiao jie ke yi ge wo ni de hao ma mah ?? " (hey girl ... can give me your number ??)

'' wo men li jia chu zou'' (we are runing away from home) <--- nothing to do .. thus we lied to them LOL

this two simple sentence almost caused us half of our life and my handphone being extorted ..
come to think of it ... the whole situation is rather amusing .. i am not afraid until the guy who is rather stocky and his five distinctive physical features resembles greatly like a dead pig , assured that he dare to hit even girls what the hell??? just telling him a lie and not giving him my number is enough for him to hit girls?? becareful of such guys in fututre.. wonder how many divorce cases will he get.. the girls who were quite prettty(steph say they looked very ugly) but in thick layers of foundation which does not blend her super dark tone skin then smiled to us which made me and steph assumed that she is a kind soul (maybe noot..)

ah lian A : '' hey girls.. next time please dun stare at us (steph merely glance at her =.= .. it is not as if she is super super chio like models in America next top model) ..''

me and steph : (S I L E N C E) <-- do not wish to answer

ah lian A : ''eh chee bye .. we talk to you can answer anot?? ''

wth .. though she was kind enough to speak to us politely .. seems that our prediction were wrong..

ah lian A : '' next time if u wanna stare at us please smile can ?? '' (she made herself an amusing example by smiling with her crooked teeth)

this led me thinking again ... if steph and i were to look at them and smile... then will also come to us and said :'' eh .. smile what smile??? dun stare at ppl and smile likke a ticko can anot ?? ''
logic bo ??

anyway the boy who is scolding us plan to throw my slippers on steph face ..

pig-look-alike ah beng :'' eh can lend me your slippers anot ?? i wanna throw at your friend's face''

me :" DUN WANT"

pig look-alike ah beng : "you only can say want !! if not i throw my shoe at your face"

by this time i was about to cry ... ''what if my face is ruined??? this boy looks very tough sia.. i tomorrow still got work sia shitttt'' i am thinking about this.. BUT siao who will so stupid go and give the slippers to him and let him hit my friend ?? then he took off his sport shoe and replied

'' i count to three hor... 1 ... 2 ... ''

''HANAR ... YOU WANNA THROW AT ME THEN THROW LA'' (obviously i have prepared myself for the worst ..)
Wa heng .. lucky he din throw .. but steph looked very very angrily at them .. and they boy was like questioning her but she din reply.. i helped her to reply but was greeted with vulgar by his ahlian 'dear ' and was told not to answer for her.. wad sia??

many things happen la... like i was faced with extortion ; they obviously stared at my phone for a long time because i am playing a song ... and steph was forced to say smile and say sorry but
she din OF COURSE ..

when they went off (i think they know who steph is ) we filed police report LOL... steph was right in saying :"no need ask ppl come down fight with them one want la... ask police come can le.. police is the largest organisation in singapore! " LOL.. but still we were afraid that they were following us.. hope they do not follow us every day and chase us with a parang arghhh... please allow me to go back home safely everyday from today onwards..

jingxuan